Sunday, March 23, 2014

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!

What's up ZNation,
Sorry for the lack of posts. Ready for an intense Zupdate?

Zontal 2014 thus far:
-Went to University of Kentucky in February. The Zontals were given the respect they deserved, being placed as the number 2 overall seed in the tourney. The pool was swept, ending with an intense win over Oberlin College on Saturday. The boys saw zone D for the first time on Sunday, and couldn't break through, losing our first game on Sunday to UNC-Ashville. We ended up placing 9th in the tourney.
-March 15/16 we went to Austin, TX for Centex. We were put in the open division this year instead of the invite, and were placed as the number 2 seed. Trinity woke us up with a universe loss to start Saturday morning, and it was only up from there. The Zs swept the rest of Saturday, and rolled into the finals on Sunday with wins over Midwestern State and Baylor. We shook Oklahoma early in the finals, but extreme winds kept us from chasing down a few breaks the rest of game. Zontals finished 2nd in the Open division, losing in the championship 11-7.
-This upcoming weekend we head to Chicago for the huge Chicago Invite. We're currently 4th in the 2nd power pool, and we're hoping to turn some heads as we plan on skull crushing fools through Sunday.

Zontal Legends JoeNick, Valley Renshaw, and newly titled legend Brett Hidaka are helping with the coaching this year. It's safe to say their presence has fueled our energy going into this season.

Become friends with Zontal Daniel Gilroy and check out our photos from the past two tournaments. Some of the current Zs were getting TURNT UP!

Fools Fest 33 is fast approaching! It's gonna be a great time, and there's going to be a TON of young new Zontals that could benefit from legendary wiZdom. Come to Larry and party your asses off! We'll have the current Zontal swag for sale; don't miss out on these amazing jerseys.


Zontal Player Profile:
Zach "Meat Man" Hunter, Senior, #2
Meat Man pretending like he knows what he's doing

This is Meats third and final year as a Zontal. Known for his wicked athleticism, he's a cutter you don't want to fuck with. Also known as probably the weirdest kid on the planet, you will find him sporing a flat top and goofy smile as he slices up fresh meats at Dillon's.

New Zontal Profile:
Will "Smolder" Mason, Sophomore, #21
Smolder sporting "Blue Steel" as he steal some cookies
Although he was voted cutest Zontal by the Betty's, looks can be deceiving. Smolder can outrun Valley Renshaw's ego, and can jump over Gary Zontal's Funhouse. He's learning faster than light travels. Come out to Fools and meet Mr. Smolder.

Stay classy, ZNation. We'll be in touch soon.