Thursday, February 16, 2017

2017 Jerseys

Zs of all ages,

We have created a team store with the new, clean (a good counter balance to last years jerseys) 2017 HorrorZontal jerseys available for purchase! 

Follow this link to set yourself up: 2017 Jerseys

Don't miss that they are available in long sleeve as well! Adding a number will cost an extra $8 but it really ties the jersey together. 

Jerseys can be picked up at Fools Fest. For ease of distribution, it is requested that you also record your order on this spreadsheet.  For anarchy, show up and yell at the captains until you get a number you like. 

All orders must be completed before February 23rd. 

Monday, February 06, 2017


Fool's Fest Registration is Open! Here are some details:
Date: April 1 and 2
Location: Lawrence, KS
Bid Fee: $300 before February 15th, $350 after
Party: Saturday Night
As usual, this tournament is unsanctioned

Here is the link for the registration form: Registration.

Once you register, you will receive an email confirmation giving you details on how to pay (we will mostly be using PayPal this year).

Monday, January 23, 2017

Spring Schedule

Spring practices are already underway and tournaments are coming up fast. Here is a quick look at the tournaments where you will be able to find us in the coming months:

Big D Little D - February 4 & 5 Denton, TX

Eastern's Qualifier - February 18 & 19 Myrtle Beach, SC

Mardi Gras - February 25 & 26 Baton Rouge, LA

Centex - March 11 & 12 Austin, TX

Indy Invite - March 18 & 19 Indianapolis, IN

Fools Fest - April 1 & 2 

If you live in any of these areas please come out and support!

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Zontal Jerseys

There are still a couple days left to order Zontal 2015 Sectionals Championship  jerseys! Jerseys are $65 and long sleeve. This is a great way to support this years Zs on their quest to repeat. 

Here is the link to order:

Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Ozark Opener Recap

Over the past weekend, two Zontal teams made the trip down to Fayetteville, Arkansas for the Ozark Opener, our first tournament of the year. Starting with about 14 players per team, numbers remained small throughout the weekend as injuries piled up. This gave rookies plenty of playing time to showcase their talents. The two teams went a combined 12-0 on the weekend finishing the tournament by closing out hard fought semi final games against Kansas State and Missouri. Zontal X was a dominant offensive team, with core of huckers bombing it  to an athletic and fast cutting line lead by Caleb Robinson. While Zontal Y was the defensive powerhouse of the tournament tallying up countless layout Ds and implementing suffocating handler marks. Defense on both teams was highlighted by the rookies continually generating Ds. 

Personal Highlight of the Weekend: Nate Daugg taking an out of bounds pull to the chest to get                                                                     Zontal X fired up

We have one full week of practice and training, then next tournament up is Manhattan Project. Zontal teams will remain X and Y for this tournament so that we can continue kick the most ass possible. 

MLC is in one month. 

Friday, September 23, 2016

Spotted At Practice: Rookies throwing arounds

Easily the most comfortable with throwing arounds and running the dump sets I've ever seen the full team at this point of the season. There might possibly be a method to Tommy's madness.....

Everyone is super stoked for the hat tourney tomorrow. This will be the rookies first taste of what a tournament is like and great prep for Ozark Opener in a week.

Thursday, September 15, 2016


Throws = better. Cuts = better. Understanding of the game = way better. Although numbers have thinned out a bit since the first two weeks, we still have a lot of young guns coming out to practice and killing it (shout out to Keaton for his monster bid today). As a veterans, it is both super exciting and motivating to see new guys still learning the game, but also doing so well. Keep up the good work young bloods! In the next few weeks we will continue to perfect our vert movements as we prepare for our up coming hat tournament. This will be the first real taste game level ultimate for the rooks. Thats all I got for now.

- Young Neil

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Had a great turn out yesterday for our first practice with the new players. A lot of great athletes out there. We will have practice again today at Schenk from 415-615 and we hope to see more faces for day two. 

Friday, August 19, 2016

How To Join the HorrorZontals

Attention all incoming freshman or those interested in joining the HorrorZontals, KU's mens ultimate frisbee club. We are excited for a new season and new players joining the program. In the upcoming weeks we will be setting up information booths, as well as open practices, to be able to spread the word, answer questions and meet current players for those interested. Here are the dates and locations for those events:
     - Union Fest- Friday August 19th, 7-10pm inside the Union

     -  Game On!- Saturday August 20th, 11-2pm Daisy Hill Commons lawn

     - Hawk Fest- Saturday August 20th, 530-730pm in Lot 91

     - SUA Carnival- Saturday August 27th, 5-8pm Lied Center Parking Lot

Please send an email or show up to an event if you are at all interested in playing this fall. It's never too late to join! 

Monday, August 15, 2016

Spring 16 Recap

Alright, its been a long while since our last post and a lot has gone on since then. While impossible to give all the details from the last half of the season, I am going to try to paint a picture of the team and how the year ended up. Here are some highlights:

Santa Barbara Invite-
     We faced tough competition on Saturday, losing tough games to teams like UC Davis and UCSB. We ended the day with a dominant victory of Dartmouth. After a one win Saturday, we went to dinner that evening assuming we would play the next day in a consolation bracket. Between the first and second round of drinks, we discovered we had snuck our way in the championship bracket due to the point differential of the Dartmouth game. The Zontals came out the next morning ready to play. We faced the very talented handler core of British Colombia, amid the most intense downpour any of us had ever played through. After a dominant first half in which we controlled the game, we crumbed in the second half eventually losing 15-8. We finished out the tournament and spent Monday exploring around California.

Mardi Gras-
     The B team, led by Tony, took two vans of young Z boys to experience some Louisiana culture. Guest appearances were made by Jake Kotzman and Nate Daugg to help fill out the roster. Games were won. Jambalaya was eaten. Beer was drank. Made it back from Bourbon street. No one got arrested. Successful weekend.

Eastern's Qualifier-
     2-2 on Saturday with a tough one point loss to Georgia Tech and a hard fought universe point victory against Virginia. The highlight of the weekend came in the final game on Sunday against Clemson. Frustration had started to set in, after what had already been a tough day and we were losing to start out the second half. What happened next is impossible to fully describe over a blog post. The 2016 team always played better when everyone was relaxed and having fun so Winkler decided at half it was up to him to keep the team feeling loose.  After a 20 minute disappearance, he returns with a bucket of fried chicken and some beer for the nerves. Long story short, the Zontals thrives in the new mindset, got the break train rolling and finished the game 13-11. 

Midwest Throwdown-
     We traveled to St. Louis to compete in the Midwest Throwdown and were hosted by the lovely Rotter family. We smashed our pool on Saturday going 4-0, lost a tight game to Missouri in the semis on Sunday and finished the weekend by beating Iowa State for 3rd. We left the weekend feeling good but frustrated we couldn't get past Missouri.

     Back to St. Louis and Rotter family home. I think I had an excitement blackout during this tournament so its hard for me to recall all the details. We beat the defending sectionals champions, WashU, somewhere in the mix and played what was probably, up until that point in the season, our game of the year against Missouri. Our zone absolutely dominated in that game, grinding out points that lasted well over ten minutes. Zontal zone made multiple All Region Missouri players look confused and frustrated all game. We won on a huck to Trent which he caught over a Missouri player. It was the exact scenario in which we had lost to Missouri on universe point the year before. That wasn't the championship game but it was probably the one that mattered to us most. We ended the weekend as Ozark Sectional Champions. That's all that matters.

     The team could not have been more excited in anticipation for this tournament. We got to play close to home and we knew we would have a large alumni contingent to be cheering us on. We cannot say thank you enough to those who came and supported us. We started Saturday by with a win over an athletic but fairly inexperienced Houston team. Brooks led the team by getting a lay out D on almost every point he played. Our second game was absolute battle against a talented Colorado State team. Zontals took the lead and controlled the game early, In the middle third of the game we got a little complacent and let Colorado State get back into it and take a few point lead. We score to make it 8-12 and are essentially looking at the end of our season. We know we have to make something happen right then. We get the first break back. Then the second. Now we have some momentum. We break a third time to make 11-12 and we can see the frustration mounting on the Colorado State sideline. The next point is an absolute with turns going back and forth. CSU had chances to end it but couldn't convert. After a serious injury forced us to change fields midpoint, we get the break and tie it up 12-12. Confidence was extremely high as we were able to force a turn and punch it in endzone right in front of the home crowd.
     Our big victory on Saturday earned us a spot to play Colorado Mamabird on Sunday morning. The most points Colorado gave up in a single game on Saturday was 4. We knew Colorado wasn't going to take us seriously and we could see it in their overly confident attitude during warm ups. First play of the game Brooks gets a huge layout D on an All region player. From then on it was a great game. The Zontals hung in there and kept frustrating the Mamabird team the entire game. What had been a one or two point game for the majority ended in a 11 or 12-15 loss. We felt good about the way we played and definitely earned some respect from a top dog in the region.
     Next game was against Arkansas. We were a little drained after the game against Colorado and didn't come out with our usual swagger. It was a close and hard fought game the entire was through. Our frustration mounted when calls continued to not go our way. In the end we weren't able to pull it out. It was extremely difficult to end the season this was but were proud of what we pulled off not only during regionals but through out the entire year.

The saddest part of the season isn't the conclusion of the final game, but knowing that brothers are leaving the program. This year we lost some Zontal legends, great players and even better people.
Senior class included: Charlie Rotter, Trent Kuhl, Jason Finklestein, Kyle Strickland, Eric Winkler, Will Mason, Tommy Gebhardt, and coach Jack Caliccio. Everyone still on the team is honored to played and learned from each of these guys.

Sorry that was so long. A lot to fit in and I'm sure there were probably moments I forgot. We will be posting and updating much more regularly this season to avoid the massive info dump.

That's all I got for now.

Proud to be HorrorZontal

- Young Neil